just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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