good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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