I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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