happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I have post one night stand depression
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