there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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