She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Houston, we have a squirter
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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