road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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