I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
handjob tips. give me some.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
