Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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