That's when you crack a 10am beer
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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