What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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