Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
