Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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