Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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