Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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