Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
farters have to be the big spoon...
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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