I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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