I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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