There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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