ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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