i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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