if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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