You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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