Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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