that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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