Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
