If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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