question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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