you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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