i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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