I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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