we made out on top of his cat.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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