Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
You are a genius and a whore.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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