I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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