Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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