I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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