I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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