she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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