The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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