New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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