You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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