...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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