I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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