thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Its about making memories worth repressing
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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