Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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