Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
