Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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