So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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