is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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