either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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