Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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