love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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