my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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