i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Im part way to drunk.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Randomize
