that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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