The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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