i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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