Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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